TALAYALAM TALES

Vanakam , Im this wacky, crazy, obsessive, compulsive, so-so looking, super enthu, sometimes bitchy,Iyer atthu tamizh ponnu.I recently happened to read that blog of Archana Kumar , which was crashing on all tamilbrahm facebook accounts at least ;) motivated me to write my version to it ;) may be in a detailed manner.

Hailing from a very orthodox tamil patru family ;) my grandfather has won kalaimamani, my mom speaks crystal clear tamil, and dad is a pro in 5 different languages ( he doesn’t mix any of them ;) and I have written numerous dictations all in school and home to ensure I don’t miss match the Kae and Ko in tamil, yea..all this chinna NA and periya NA also . (OK fine, enough statistics given for my tamil pattru )

And I happened to marry this boy, Tamil iyer only :P (But born and brought up in Kerala ) but you see in my case it was different..he moved to Chennai and the vandarai vazha vaikum ooru welcomed him with both hands.


Well coming to the Talayalam tales….How they become part and parcel of my life

Most imp question every day

He : Ucchiki chamachacha ?
Me : Madhayaanam samayal aachu  ?




When Milk man comes late every morning 

He : Sariyana Madiyan aakum !
Me : Seriyana Somberi nu sollu !





During Kitchen experiments
He : Chorai vararthu !
Me : Chorai ah ! oh Ratham varudha ??





During heated up arguments 
He : Molla pesu ma …enaku  puriyalai
Me : Meduva pesa Soldriya




When asked important dates :P

He : Enaku Ormai illai ma ;(
Me : Unaku Nyabagam illaya ?




Love Thy Neighbour ;) Urgh

He and my neighbour uncle are talking
Neighbour : Evening enna plan ?
Me : Kaali pakaanum uncle
Neighbour uncle : Kaali ah ?
Me : He means he has to watch was cricket uncle :P



Tissue for (y)our Issue 

He : Enaku orey Pani ah iruku
Me : Pani ah…veyil kolutharthu ..pani ah pani..
Me again : Oh unaku joram nu soldriya



Romantic Romeo

He : Sakarai, Sakudhu, Kondhey ( yea you read it right ;)
Me: Thangam, Pattu Kutty (enga sollu paapom;) )





Mushy Mornings like these
He : Torthu engaee ?
Me : Aduku peru Thundu da





Kitchen Komedies in Talayalam

I have to call it Moorkutaan ;) not Moorkuzhambu
Make any kootu…call it Molaghutal
Karandi illa…call it Korai…yes.. KO..RAI..:P




All time – Any time – Everytime

Naduvila  Naduvila  this “O”, Aakum, Naekum, Nokkum…elam potukanum
(Pls don’t compare this with our Kamal’s Maane, Thaenae , Pon Maanae all :P )

Tamizh ah kola paanadey ma :P Bleasee



This is what I haaaaaaaaaate about keralites (obviously not all keralites are like that, but you get what I mean).and I married him and my tamil ran away ( Just joking yaar )

But he is the most relaxed and peace loving person I have ever met, extremely passionate, hardworking and apparently, every Mallu (speaking) knows every other Mallu, very well and he is already famous in my apartment and he likes Rajinikanth :P

 You are awesome and I love you .